This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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