Whod you bang
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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