Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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