Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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