I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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