How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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