Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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