so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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