ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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