I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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