That's intense
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think my moral compass just broke
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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