...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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