She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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