I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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