sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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