I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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