brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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