She said her name was "party"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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