jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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