The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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