i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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