Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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