He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Boobs are out for the taking
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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