that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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