I think I died a long time ago.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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