There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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