You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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