This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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