Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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