loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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