but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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