I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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