Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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