Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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