My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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