Don't make out with my wife yet
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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