Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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