Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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