Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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