Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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