Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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