I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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