You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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