Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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