I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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