OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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