How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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