I just cut my nipple shaving
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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