apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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