She said her name was "party"
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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