just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
