You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize