How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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