You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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