I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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