So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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