Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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